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“Mark Twain Once Wrote …”: Legendary Quotations by American Author Mark Twain

Mark Twain is one of the most famous US novelists. Mark Twain was actually the pen name of Samuel Langhorne Clemens. Mark Twain was born in Missouri on November 30, 1835. Samuel Clemens died April 1910 in Redding, Connecticut.

Mark Twain is famous for his books “Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” and “The Adventures of Tom Sawyer”.

Twain was a well-regarded writer and is often quoted in speeches and in print. We have collected here some of his more famous quotes for your pleasure.

The Famous Quotations by Mark Twain:

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and finish the farce.

In our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either.

In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer.

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it–and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove lid. She will never sit on a hot stove lid again–and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.

Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence — and then success is sure.

Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don’t know.

A classic is a book which people praise and don’t read.

When I was a child people simply looked about them and were moderately happy today they peer beyond the seven seas, bury themselves waist deep in tidings, and by and large what they see and hear makes them unutterably sad.

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

The billiard table is better than the doctor.

Mark Twain Literature: Adventures of Tom Sawyer

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